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We chat a little longer, and when we're done, Bill can hardly wait to check my inbox.
I'm about to click "Next" to let him get back to his buddies, but Bill stops me.
(Yeah, right.) Then a couple of other college-aged men show up behind him. But again, I do as he says and type, "Thanks for talking." Then my friend's response pops up, "Telephone: " "Is he asking for my number?
" I'm considering what number to type when Bill says, "Tell him the truth." Hmm, I hadn't considered that, but I follow orders and type a math equation that will let my friend calculate the actual number.
Bill is laughing so hard he might need a seatbelt to stay in his chair.